“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“The worst people on their best behavior or the best people on their worst behavior.”
“Do I get girls? Yes.
Do I play lacrosse? Yes.
Do I get girls because I play lacrosse? No.”
Fraud prevention for banks and credit cards are more of a hassle than a help! They decline a transaction in the city I’m currently in but they’ll allow a transaction in South Africa! WHY!? I’ve never even been there!
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll still get run over if you just sit there.”
“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy’s pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”
“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not sure.”
“It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.”
I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.
It’s not me, it’s you.