“I’m just another guy who likes his job and doesn’t like his commute.”
“First we eat, then we do everything else.”
“Laws are like sausages.”, it is better not to see them being made.”
“Things change. Life changes.”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“Do I get girls? Yes.
Do I play lacrosse? Yes.
Do I get girls because I play lacrosse? No.”
“Sometimes how a person answers a question is more important than what they actually say.”
“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies.”
“Imagine living a life where everyday is Saturday and Sunday.”
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll still get run over if you just sit there.”